Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 29 by KeeferTEarl, literature
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Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 29
Don’t You Just Hate Cliffhangers? NE Hemisphere: Sector B Hull The Gear Comet makes landing here, and everyone hurries out to check on their friend. Well, almost everyone; Carly stays inside, hackles raised and hissing at something no one else senses. Letta: Tatsuka! Tatsuka: Hey, guys! You missed the party. Dino: If this was a party, thank god I’m not the host. Seriously, how exactly did you manage to make THIS much of a mess all by yourself? Keefer: And where’d Silbius go? Tatsuka: Sorry. He up and vanished. But on the plus side, I think I was finally getting through to him. Chuck: You do realize we were all prepping ourselves for a “final boss battle” with you against him, right? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining at all for missing more exhausting activities today, but this feels kinda… anticlimactic. Also, why is your hair black now? Tatsuka: It is? Huh, didn’t notice that. Leb: We saw seven shining things go flying from here. Maybe that had
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 28 by KeeferTEarl, literature
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Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 28
Wait, What Just Happened? NE Hemisphere: Sector B Hull Silbius: (He mastered his Trigger. I’ve no choice but to admit this. There’s no other way he could’ve possibly developed those abilities without losing himself. A Senjutsu Hollowfication. His own Keyblade. Even the form of a Super Saiyan. But… how? How did he do THIS without ANY of those gifts!? HOW!?!?) Silbius is referring to the utter ruin he’s looking at. His entire fleet is rubble. All SR-Units and Hybrids that were summoned have been dispatched. As for Silbius himself, he’s just been forced to abandon his renewed DV-Bahamut-SIN, which has now been diced to pieces. The would-be Tatsuka stretches a bit, showing no sign at all of having used any of his special moves or powers. ?????: Ahh, I needed that. Dude, you have NO idea how long I’ve waited for this. Silbius tries to take
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 27 by KeeferTEarl, literature
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Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 27
XL
NE Hemisphere: Sector A Hull
Keefer appears high up in the air over the hull of a Deus Artificium that hasn't been Data Drained yet.
Keefer: (Falls) WRONG SPACE, WRONG SPACE!!!
His Xatu pops out of its Poké Ball and grabs his shoulders with its talons, acting like a glider to let him land without incident.
Keefer: That... was a horrible first attempt at this. Thanks, Xatu. Guess I needed help sooner than I thought. (Pets Xatu) Now... if I did this right, I've got a good few hours before that explosion. That should give me enough time to find the guys in that
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 26 by KeeferTEarl, literature
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Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 26
Tyrant's Rage
SW Hemisphere: Sector A Hull
Yakia's group is witnessing a strange sight at the moment. The Ten-Tails was on the verge of fading from existence and some other being was pulled into it. The two entities were mushed together into a mish-mash monster; now they face a humanoid figure covered in a full-body white shell, like a cocoon, covered in designs similar to the Ten-Tails itself.
Ron: What... What exactly are we looking at now?
Motica: Bluff.
Tony: Exactly. The big bad weapon's done for, and this is its final way of trying to say "screw you guys".
Tom: Erm, w
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 25 by KeeferTEarl, literature
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Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 25
Superweapon's Fall
???
???: KA...
NE Hemisphere: Sector B Outer Shell
None of the Tatsukas have made much progress against DV-Bahamut-SIN. Between dodging the black petal flames, energy-breath attacks, and good old mundane claws, a few are forced to regroup and plan on the run. One Tatsuka manages to get in close enough to land a direct hit, and successfully slashes through the dragon's hide... only for the black blood underneath to shoot spikes to destroy that clone and patch up the damage.
Tatsuka: Bad news, guys! He's pumping his black
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 24 by KeeferTEarl, literature
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Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 24
Black Sunrise
SE Hemisphere: Sector A Hull
Those three weird time-travellers (Stella, Den, and Silver) have made another appearance here.
Stella: …Den-Den?
Den: *sigh* Yeah?
Stella: Is this the right place?
Den: No.
Stella: Is it the right time?
Den: Well, that’s Cubia’s shell up there, so… nowhere close.
Stella: Really startin’ to doubt your time magic, pal.
Silver: This is at least closer, right? So we’re on the right track! Let’s… you know, look at it that way.
Stella: At this rate, it’ll be too late to watch the Chuunin Ex
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 23 by KeeferTEarl, literature
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Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 23
Nexus
NE Hemisphere: Sector B
Keefer and company come to a large elevator.
Keefer: This should take us outside.
Leb: Outside Cubia’s shell? Are we sure it’s safe and… breathable?
Keefer: Actually, according to the schematics DAWN gave me, there’s an open area between Cubia’s shell and the actual hull of this base. This area is the ONLY point of vulnerability for the weapon’s arms.
Chuck: And how close are we to one?
Letta: (On communicator) Toven’s group is closer, but we’re still in the ballpark.
Toven: We’re looking at
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 22 by KeeferTEarl, literature
Literature
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 22
Soul Searching
NE Hemisphere: Sector B
Tatsuka’s group has found another dark room.
Tatsuka: Even darker than the last one.
Letta: Is Silbius really that cheap with electricity?
Leb: I think I found a light here. One sec…
The light comes on, and they find themselves in some sort of old study… with a VERY disturbing and large red stain on the floor.
Letta: GAH!!
Chuck: God, that is a HORRIBLE sight to turn the lights on to!
Leb: I… I think I’m gonna be sick! …Keefer, what are you doing!?
Keefer: (Inspects it) …It’s not blood. I
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 21 by KeeferTEarl, literature
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Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 21
Core Relations
Lounge
The whole gang is deep in thought. Even Carly… wait, no, that’s just a cat-nap. Suddenly, a dark portal opens up in the room and Bleu steps out.
Bleu: Hey, gang! What’s up!
After a brief pause, Halley gives him a good whack.
Bleu: OW!
Halley: Where have you been!?
Bleu: Geez, is this really my welcome-back party?
Halley: We’ve been going toe-to-toe with Silbius while you were on vacation!
Bleu: I told you I was looking for Apocalymon, didn’t I? One of the components of his weapon. So, I was also opposing him just like y
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 20 by KeeferTEarl, literature
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Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 20
At Home
Lounge
Tatsuka, Letta, and Keefer are hanging out.
Tatsuka: So… we know where Silbius is now. Why exactly aren’t we going to get him?
Keefer: This isn’t like any of our other battles, Tatsuka. Even when we fought him to take back Daturnoc, we had the advantage of familiar territory. But we’re talking about the place Silbius has been holed up in for years.
Letta: I’m actually with Keef on this one. We can’t just charge in blindly. We need to take some time to plan. And, well, Chuck thinks we should have an army helping us whe
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 29 by KeeferTEarl, literature
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Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 29
Don’t You Just Hate Cliffhangers? NE Hemisphere: Sector B Hull The Gear Comet makes landing here, and everyone hurries out to check on their friend. Well, almost everyone; Carly stays inside, hackles raised and hissing at something no one else senses. Letta: Tatsuka! Tatsuka: Hey, guys! You missed the party. Dino: If this was a party, thank god I’m not the host. Seriously, how exactly did you manage to make THIS much of a mess all by yourself? Keefer: And where’d Silbius go? Tatsuka: Sorry. He up and vanished. But on the plus side, I think I was finally getting through to him. Chuck: You do realize we were all prepping ourselves for a “final boss battle” with you against him, right? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining at all for missing more exhausting activities today, but this feels kinda… anticlimactic. Also, why is your hair black now? Tatsuka: It is? Huh, didn’t notice that. Leb: We saw seven shining things go flying from here. Maybe that had
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 28 by KeeferTEarl, literature
Literature
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 28
Wait, What Just Happened? NE Hemisphere: Sector B Hull Silbius: (He mastered his Trigger. I’ve no choice but to admit this. There’s no other way he could’ve possibly developed those abilities without losing himself. A Senjutsu Hollowfication. His own Keyblade. Even the form of a Super Saiyan. But… how? How did he do THIS without ANY of those gifts!? HOW!?!?) Silbius is referring to the utter ruin he’s looking at. His entire fleet is rubble. All SR-Units and Hybrids that were summoned have been dispatched. As for Silbius himself, he’s just been forced to abandon his renewed DV-Bahamut-SIN, which has now been diced to pieces. The would-be Tatsuka stretches a bit, showing no sign at all of having used any of his special moves or powers. ?????: Ahh, I needed that. Dude, you have NO idea how long I’ve waited for this. Silbius tries to take
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 27 by KeeferTEarl, literature
Literature
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 27
XL
NE Hemisphere: Sector A Hull
Keefer appears high up in the air over the hull of a Deus Artificium that hasn't been Data Drained yet.
Keefer: (Falls) WRONG SPACE, WRONG SPACE!!!
His Xatu pops out of its Poké Ball and grabs his shoulders with its talons, acting like a glider to let him land without incident.
Keefer: That... was a horrible first attempt at this. Thanks, Xatu. Guess I needed help sooner than I thought. (Pets Xatu) Now... if I did this right, I've got a good few hours before that explosion. That should give me enough time to find the guys in that
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 26 by KeeferTEarl, literature
Literature
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 26
Tyrant's Rage
SW Hemisphere: Sector A Hull
Yakia's group is witnessing a strange sight at the moment. The Ten-Tails was on the verge of fading from existence and some other being was pulled into it. The two entities were mushed together into a mish-mash monster; now they face a humanoid figure covered in a full-body white shell, like a cocoon, covered in designs similar to the Ten-Tails itself.
Ron: What... What exactly are we looking at now?
Motica: Bluff.
Tony: Exactly. The big bad weapon's done for, and this is its final way of trying to say "screw you guys".
Tom: Erm, w
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 25 by KeeferTEarl, literature
Literature
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 25
Superweapon's Fall
???
???: KA...
NE Hemisphere: Sector B Outer Shell
None of the Tatsukas have made much progress against DV-Bahamut-SIN. Between dodging the black petal flames, energy-breath attacks, and good old mundane claws, a few are forced to regroup and plan on the run. One Tatsuka manages to get in close enough to land a direct hit, and successfully slashes through the dragon's hide... only for the black blood underneath to shoot spikes to destroy that clone and patch up the damage.
Tatsuka: Bad news, guys! He's pumping his black
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 24 by KeeferTEarl, literature
Literature
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 24
Black Sunrise
SE Hemisphere: Sector A Hull
Those three weird time-travellers (Stella, Den, and Silver) have made another appearance here.
Stella: …Den-Den?
Den: *sigh* Yeah?
Stella: Is this the right place?
Den: No.
Stella: Is it the right time?
Den: Well, that’s Cubia’s shell up there, so… nowhere close.
Stella: Really startin’ to doubt your time magic, pal.
Silver: This is at least closer, right? So we’re on the right track! Let’s… you know, look at it that way.
Stella: At this rate, it’ll be too late to watch the Chuunin Ex
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 23 by KeeferTEarl, literature
Literature
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 23
Nexus
NE Hemisphere: Sector B
Keefer and company come to a large elevator.
Keefer: This should take us outside.
Leb: Outside Cubia’s shell? Are we sure it’s safe and… breathable?
Keefer: Actually, according to the schematics DAWN gave me, there’s an open area between Cubia’s shell and the actual hull of this base. This area is the ONLY point of vulnerability for the weapon’s arms.
Chuck: And how close are we to one?
Letta: (On communicator) Toven’s group is closer, but we’re still in the ballpark.
Toven: We’re looking at
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 22 by KeeferTEarl, literature
Literature
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 22
Soul Searching
NE Hemisphere: Sector B
Tatsuka’s group has found another dark room.
Tatsuka: Even darker than the last one.
Letta: Is Silbius really that cheap with electricity?
Leb: I think I found a light here. One sec…
The light comes on, and they find themselves in some sort of old study… with a VERY disturbing and large red stain on the floor.
Letta: GAH!!
Chuck: God, that is a HORRIBLE sight to turn the lights on to!
Leb: I… I think I’m gonna be sick! …Keefer, what are you doing!?
Keefer: (Inspects it) …It’s not blood. I
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 21 by KeeferTEarl, literature
Literature
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 21
Core Relations
Lounge
The whole gang is deep in thought. Even Carly… wait, no, that’s just a cat-nap. Suddenly, a dark portal opens up in the room and Bleu steps out.
Bleu: Hey, gang! What’s up!
After a brief pause, Halley gives him a good whack.
Bleu: OW!
Halley: Where have you been!?
Bleu: Geez, is this really my welcome-back party?
Halley: We’ve been going toe-to-toe with Silbius while you were on vacation!
Bleu: I told you I was looking for Apocalymon, didn’t I? One of the components of his weapon. So, I was also opposing him just like y
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 20 by KeeferTEarl, literature
Literature
Twilight Chronicles V - Ch 20
At Home
Lounge
Tatsuka, Letta, and Keefer are hanging out.
Tatsuka: So… we know where Silbius is now. Why exactly aren’t we going to get him?
Keefer: This isn’t like any of our other battles, Tatsuka. Even when we fought him to take back Daturnoc, we had the advantage of familiar territory. But we’re talking about the place Silbius has been holed up in for years.
Letta: I’m actually with Keef on this one. We can’t just charge in blindly. We need to take some time to plan. And, well, Chuck thinks we should have an army helping us whe
After a long run, the manga entitled “Bleach” has reached its end. Said ending wound up being rushed and leaving quite a bit of loose ends, and common speculation has it that the cause of the rush was Bleach’s declining popularity. This possibility, assuming it’s true, only serves to intensify my UNYIELDING RAGE at the widespread stupidity that plagued this manga’s readership.
Some might be saying “Come on Keefer, the readership wasn’t that bad”. YES, it WAS. The following are based on actual reactions and… ahem, “reviews” from these COMPLETE RETARDS.
Ichigo scares off Gillia
Why Bleach Critics SUCK
I have deduced the reason why Bleach has so many vocal haters and critics. And no, it has jack to do with the story itself… It’s because the story seems to attract readers that suck at remembering anything, have the attention span of a starving hyena, or (in some cases) are just complete imbeciles. The following are some of the more mind-numbing complaints I’ve had to waste my time even seeing, along with short explanations of why they deserve nothing more than contempt.
Non-Specific Examples
“This is a Mary Sue” or “That is a plot hole”
I absolu